Son, you’re not a big boy yet
Alright, LISTEN. I’m man enough to admit it.
Sometimes I read Fox News.
Mostly for the lolz. And ’cause you and I both know, if you wanna get the scoop on freaky actions perpetrated by the cream of the crazy crop, Fox News is like…the Wal Mart of low, low prices taste.
But the following story – jacked from Fox – isn’t distasteful. It is, however, about extra-small condoms for little Swedish boys whose bodies are telling them yes yes yes and brains are telling them no no no to wrapping that ish up! So you might be offended.
A leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years old, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported.
The condom, called the Hotshot, was produced after family planning groups and the Swiss AIDS Federation campaigned to have the condoms made following several studies that showed adolescent boys were not using proper protection when engaging in intercourse.
Uhh, what?! I’d score this as follows:
+1 for calling it the Hotshot
-2 for calling it the Hotshot
+1 to the condom company for keeping capitalism creative
+1 again because you seriously called this thing the Hotshot?
-1 for making me feel really weird.
That’s a net score of zero, but seriously, if the alternative is randy little Swedish boys who lack the sense and effing courtesy to wrap it up, then more power to them. As to whether 12 year olds should be having sex in the first place…that ain’t my bizness.
Like the saying goes, “as does Sweden, so does the World” (not an actual saying); I for one can’t wait to see how America puts its unique stamp of puritan lust on this social development.
A final quote:
A standard condom has a diameter of 2 inches; the Hotshot’s is 1.7 inches.
I have a strange feeling that this isn’t really for 12 year olds, but for hhhmmm, how do you say….lil men.
LMAO
In any event, no condom no way