WTF is this!? Children’s theater reenacts Scarface!!

The world is yours? I guess it is. Obviously, in somebody’s world it’s cool for 8 year-old kids to reenact a script (a bad one) that embodies a lifestyle not even suitable for adults. At least in the Godfather, you get to experience some sort of family values. Scarface is literally all about the rise and fall in the drug game and doesn’t have any place in the children’s theater. (Well, not in any children’s theater that actually doesn’t want children to be psycho, coked out criminals.)

The director had to know this was wrong when he/she pulled out the popcorn to use as cocaine. It’s funny that the director thought that editing their expletives made this alright.

Check out this video. You’re gonna flip. Shouts out to Worldstar for feeding us BS everyday like McDonalds…I’m loving it!!!

“What’d ya think of that huh! What’d you think, I’m a f’n worm like you!!!! I told you man, I told you, Don’t f**k with me!!! I told you, no f’n kids!!! No but you wouldn’t listen. Why ya stupid f**k, look at you now!!!!!!!”

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Census Rap Video from 1990 Sucks Really Bad!!

You prolly don’t know this because your high-school civics class most likely wasn’t worth sh#t, but every ten years the US government counts every human being within its borders. Over the next several months, we are going to be talking a lot about the 2010 Census because it’s pretty effin important. Billions of your tax dollars are spent on schools and other important community projects. And were not talking fake rich rapper money either; the census adds up to big paper for local communities.

Of course, most times young people and people of color don’t fill out the form.  Were too busy doing other cool sh#t like filling out unemployment forms or waiting in lines at the emergency room. That’s why the good folks at the Census Bureau spend so much money producing commercials that attempt to speak directly to our demographic.

We’re not sure if these commercials have always been successful because the one above sucks really bad.  Maybe were too young to remember, but its hard to imagine that dancing that hard in ugly clothes was ever cool. After the jump is an example of a census commercial from 2000 that is much less likely to make you want to punch someone in the face.

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The Editor