Miranda Rights? Let’s Talk About It
The Supreme Court ruled on Monday to “refine” the 1966 ruling that became what we all know as our Miranda Rights, adding a clause specifying that criminal suspects who wish to exercise their right to remain silent have to – wait for it – tell them that’s what they’re doing.
Remember that kid growing up who really sucked at the Quiet Game? He was all “how long are we going to go? Ok NOW!” Then 5 seconds later, “oh snap did you see that porsche, let’s steal it after this game! Ok NOW!” All I can say is, I hope dude learned his rights before the long arm of the law smacks him down.


