Yo, the internet is going crazy. The man that has changed a generation, dead? He’s not immuned to death and definitely knew that his health issues would affect his business, so he stepped down. But damn this is big news!!!
I-Phone 4S (For Steve???….Nah!!!)
Oh so you come out with a song called ‘Ellen DeGeneres’ and now you think you can hang with the gay community?
Word around #coachella is Lil B is going to release an album titled, “I’m Gay.” That’s fine, but don’t start something you can’t finish, young man! If you ask me, Lil B is smarter than we think. In fact, he may be smarter than all of us. Well let’s just say, he or someone close to him understands the hell out of marketing.
Lil B’s going to make sure we continue to talk about him. At the end of the day, it’s only entertainment. Right?
This is a few days old i.e. another epoch in internetz time but I bet when society crashes and we burn our laptops for plastic scented warmth, we’ll kill for the chance to 
one more snarky blog post, to tag one more pic of the person we were before Nature takes our headphones off and smacks us back to the Ice Age.
By which I mean, is anyone really surprised that not only do we have to confront the awesome, shame-on-us specter of global destruction as a simple truth – we are consuming the world, will we do anything about it? – but also as a classic opportunity for government conspiracy, what we don’t know will kill us, of course the Man is savvy to the fact that famine and hedonism are mutually exclusive and you’ll catch more of us flies if you act like the honey is gonna flowwwww forever.
Turns out “[t]he world is much closer to running out of oil than official estimates admit,” with the United States quite specifically called out for encouraging a false representation of 1.) how much oil is undiscovered [how do they know?!] and 2.) how much we’ve got left in our fields.
Consensus is growing that this roller coaster we call Life™ is already over the hump, we’re hurtling down hill to a NEW epoch the people at the Center for Egregiously Named Memetics call Peak Oil. When you hit Peak Oil, your oil production enters a phase called “terminal decline….” yeah, it looks kinda like this:
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